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July 2006
Comic Con 2006
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Twentieth Century FoxÕs Never Before SeenÉ. ÒPathfinderÓ is a new film with sword-swinging action that treks the clashes of the Vikings as they landed in America 600 years before Columbus. With a graphic novel influence, the director of photography worked hand in hand with the sketch artist to give the film a comic book look with Gladiator style fighting. The scenes were literally painted right before they were shot. Director Marcus Nispel wanted the film to be as historically accurate as possible. In addition to his historical research, the Smithsonian coincidentally released an exhibit proving that the Vikings had traveled as far south as New York around the same time that they went into production. The story: One boy is left behind in an Indian village after a Viking invasion. Raised as a native, the man (Karl Urban) becomes adept at not only fighting aptly with a sword, but incorporating nature into this attacks. One of the clips showed this Tarzan-looking character emerging from swampy waters while simultaneously slicing a Viking up his belly before he can realize whatÕs happening. ÒPathfinderÓ invades theatres on September 8th. Also on the line up from Fox is Reno 911: Miami. On hand to review special clips from the film were three of the characters from the TV show. The film retains the same comedic format as the TV show Ð a fictional comedy presented as a documentary. Dressed in uniform the ÒofficersÓ defended their performance as law enforcement against the filmÕs portrayal of their moronic behavior. ÒI feel like weÕre on trial here,Ó one of the exclaimed before he held the Fox PR representative up at gun point until he agreed to change the title to ÒHeroes on Patrol.Ó The slapstick threesome also demanded to know why they had to share a hoagie sandwich and the kid from Eragon got his own limo. Defensive of their lack of star-like treatment, one of the cops pointed out that the stars from ÒSnakes on a PlaneÓ were getting VIP treatment for their roles in a Òstupid movie.Ó ÒSnakes on a Plane,Ó the actor protested. ÒThatÕs the stupidest idea IÕve ever heard. I had a similar idea that bear gets on a space station.Ó The movie clip showed two officers playing with their metal detectors like they were musical instruments, running them up and down over each otherÕs belt buckles. Another scene drawing laughter from the crowd was of an airport security line, where they pull a foil package out of a manÕs bag while demanding that he lie face down on the ground. Holding him at gunpoint, they unwrap the elongated object in question to discover that it is just a burrito. More slapstick ensues as the conveyor belt gets stuck, and as one officer attempts to fix it, the other one inadvertently gets trapped inside as he is x-rayed over and over before being released. For those who live for base humor, Fox is releasing what appears to be the lowest of the lowbrow comedy, ÒBorad.Ó This mocu-mentary follows main character, Borad, a reporter from Kazakhstan as his news agency sends him to the United States for cultural immersion. ThereÕs a scene of him with his elderly mother in his homeland. A scene of him leaving his country with a herd of children running after the car. A few scenes with Borad breaking some antiques in a store somewhere in the South. But nothing really jars the mind like the final shots of Borad running naked through the lobby of a hotel, followed by his grotesquely obese sidekick as they argue over reasons for going to California on their journey. This naked chase scene began in the hotel bedroom when Borad leaps onto the bed, chocking his fat friend who is masturbating in the nude. The two hairy, naked men wrestle themselves into insinuating positions (doggy style, etc) as they fight. The crowd panted in laughter as Fox wrapped up this shocking series of movie previews.
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